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  • johnpi 8:42 pm on February 10, 2010 | 1 Permalink | Reply
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    Pakistani reporter’s father disowns son, denounces him as a ‘blackmailer.’

    I therefore, announce, while addressing the entire journalist fraternity, owners of newspapers, government and semi-government officials, including police department, FATA Secretariat and other government departments with whom my son Fawad Ali Shah is in contact, that my son is a blackmailer, who is using media as a blackmailing tool and those who are in contact with him or are involved in any kind of dealings with him will be responsible for their own losses. I also announce that I disown my son and expel him from the ownership all of my transferable and non-transferable property.

    Pakistan Media Watch comment:

    The question for The Nation is why, with all of this evidence against Mr. Ali Shah, they chose to publish his claims of being threatened by Blackwater and American diplomats including the US Ambassador to Pakistan – claims that were presented with no evidence other than his word, and which are immediately suspect given allegation by other journalists and even his own father of his manufacturing stories for attention and personal gain.

     

  • johnpi 10:44 am on January 30, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Area 51, Bantu, Bantus, black helicopters, Cloward-Piven, , , , , New Hampshire, , Somali Bantus, , , , whacked out conspiracy theories

    A federally funded education program for Somali refugees in New Hampshire has been put on hold after accusations by another group of Somali refugees that it was teaching ‘Muslim doctrine.’

    The accusations arise out of a longstanding rift in the Somali community between Somali Bantus, a minority in their homeland, and the majority.

    “There’s been a lot of rumors about bad blood between the different factions, said Dan Calegari of Southern New Hampshire Services. “I work with these people daily. There’s never even been any hint of religious activity. … It really comes down to animosity between different segments of the Somali population.”
    ….

    Somali Bantus, the descendants of African slaves, are a marginalized minority in Somalia that suffered greatly during the country’s civil war. Many were evicted from their farmland by other Somalis and fled to neighboring countries. Thousands of these refugees eventually made their way to the United States.

    There is a language difference between Somalis and Bantu Somalis, said Idhow, which is how the rift all started. Because some Bantu refugees were more fluent in their own tribal language than Somali, the local elders thought it best to have a group that specifically served the Somali Bantu community.

    Hilariously, the folks at this website looked at this story and decided it was the sign of a left-wing conspiracy.

    Last night we heard from reader Thomas in response to the Manchester Somali story I posted yesterday. He confirms for us that the Cloward-Piven strategy* to overload the welfare system with poor and angry people was well-established in radical leftwing circles 40 years ago! Thank goodness we are all catching on, I just hope it’s not too late for us.

    Apparently, Cloward-Piven is to nativists what Area 51 is to the UFO people. Sadly, I’ll have to report this to my overseers back in Moscow. A black helicopter will be sent to mutilate their cattle…

     

  • johnpi 6:58 am on January 20, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    Nutty conspiracy theories out in the open in ravings of former Malaysian prime minister: “If they can make Avatar, they can make anything.”

    Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad today claimed the 9/11 attacks in the United States, that killed nearly 3,000, was staged as an excuse to “mount attacks on the Muslim world”, saying killing as an excuse for war is not new to the US.

    The former prime minister also argued that Israel was created to solve the “Jewish problem” in Europe, saying the Holocaust had failed as a final solution against the community.

    “In September 2001, the World Trade Centre was attacked allegedly by terrorists. I am not sure now that Muslim terrorists carried out these attacks. There is strong evidence that the attacks were staged. If they can make Avatar, they can make anything,” said Dr Mahathir during his speech at the General Conference for the Support of Al-Quds here. Al-Quds is the Arabic name for Jerusalem.

     

  • johnpi 10:00 am on January 7, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    The US embassy in Pakistan issued a rare public protest about harassment of its diplomats as a US congressional delegation arrived in the country.

    U.S. officials say they need more room and people to help disburse a $7.5 billion humanitarian aid package to Pakistan, whose cooperation Washington needs to fight al-Qaida-allied militants along the Pakistan-Afghan border.

    But suspicion of U.S. motives abounds among Pakistanis: Many believe the U.S. is simply flooding the country with more spies whose ultimate aim is destabilizing Pakistan and taking over its nuclear program.

    The bogeyman of the RAW/Rand/CIA/Mossad/Blackwater/Pakistani-Americans-traveling-on-visas axis raises its ugly head again.

     

  • johnpi 11:57 am on December 20, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    Watching the anti-Muslim, Islamophobic, ‘counter-Jihadi’ blogosphere spread the news that Hizb ut-Tahrir’s American branch is holding a meeting today in Chicago is a case study in how the right-wing echo chamber works, albeit at a lower level where it probably won’t rise into the mainstream media.

    I followed links across four fearmongering blogs before I came to the original source for the info (I was unaware HuT had an active American website).

    Just because HuT has antagonists in common with all Muslims doesn’t mean HuT has much of anything in common with the Muslim mainstream. The seminar this evening will be about events in Pakistan, where it appears HuT will be trafficking in the same absurb, wild conspiracy theories and fantasies that tinfoil-hat-wearing Pakistani right-wingers do.

    It has become very clear that the one responsible for these explosions and the killings of innocent people is the Pakistani government, regardless of who actually committed these horrendous acts, whether or not they were private contractors (e.g.’ Blackwater) or someone else. For example the government knew about the explosion that was to take place at the military headquarter in Rawalpindi since July 2009, and instead of stopping it, the government let it happen to advance its own agenda, and used the attack on its military headquarters as a reason to justify the war as a necessity to establish security in the region.

    Yes, that’s right. The Pakistani military elite allowed a couple of their top generals along with a crowd of their own children and relatives to be massacred to better serve the agenda of their evil Western overlords. What a farce. Hizb ut-Tahrir is functioning at a level of credibility that’s about comparable to Lyndon LaRouche.

     

  • johnpi 11:04 pm on December 9, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    Riled about being called cowards in the New York Times, four Pakistani pop singers condemn suicide bombings, say they are not afraid of the Taliban.

    Abrar-ul-Haq, while condemning the suicide attacks, mentioned about his new album, which is about terrorism and suicide attacks. “We make the songs according to the present situation in the country and we always gave the message of peace through our music,” said Abrar-Ul-Haq. Ali Azmat also criticised the NYT report and said that it portrayed our music industry wrongly. “We are against those who fund Taliban, it’s 1986 project of Israel, USA, UK and India,” commented Ali Azmat. He nullified that Muslims are attacking mosques but foreign security agencies like Blackwater are involved in these activities.

    I think when it says “nullified that Muslims are attacking mosques,” it means he refuses to believe that Muslims would attack mosques and therefore it must be foreigners.

    Azmat was the singer in the original NY Times video blog who said that the Taliban couldn’t be blamed for burning down girls schools because they were receiving money from foreigners to do it. Azmat also says, “We know for a fact that it’s not us, all these terrible problems come from outside hands.”

    OK, I’ll say it: Azmat’s inability to confront the truth is cowardly, and he’s propagating his cowardice to his fans.

    Pakistan looks like it’s going down the tubes, and it’s not because the population of pure blameless icons of purity that are the Pakistani people are being sullied by outsiders. Pakistan has been dabbling in extremism as an instrument of foreign policy for three decades.

     

  • johnpi 6:56 pm on October 9, 2009 | 2 Permalink | Reply
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    Orly Taitz’s latest conspiracy theory: The Nobel Peace Prize is a radical Muslim/Saudi Arabian plot to prop up their puppet Obama.

    Keep in mind that the prizes are political. There is a lot of pressure from different political bodies. Obama, just as Gore before him, is a stooge of the New World Order Crowd, of the Carbon Exchange, Cap and Trade Ponzi Scheme crowd, and a protege of Saudi Arabia. These people have bet billions of dollars and don’t want to let go of their puppet without a fight. They are trying to pull any string they possibly can to legitimate this fraud. An award is just one of those strings. Jimmy Carter got a Noble Peace Prize and he is known as a Saudi Money stooge who shamelessly appeared on TV, showed zero integrity and claimed that all criticism of Obama is racially motivated. After hearing this idiocy, do you still believe in High IQ and moral integrity of people getting Noble Piece Prize?

    Percy Sutton an African American former Brooklyn Borrow president went on the record, on National TV (it was available on you tube) stating that a known Radical Muslim activist Al Mansur approached him asking to write a recommendation for Obama for Harvard law school, and he stated that Obama was supported by the Royal family of Saudi Arabia during his education.. These people bet billions of dollars on this puppet and are trying to prop him, to elevate him with the Noble prize. It will not work.

    This is so cool…

     

  • buzz 4:32 pm on September 24, 2009 | 5 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: armageddon, dajjal, , Obama Biden, , whacked out conspiracy theories

    This one has it all: presidential symbolism, satanic plot, sufi armageddon…

    Darkness and Light; the Caliphate of Barack Obama and the Judas of Islam (bin Laden)

    As all who know the Sharia law any child born of a Muslim father is Muslim; thus in the technical sense of the word Barack Obama might be considered the Envoy of the Hidden One; but since I represent this Hidden One as the Child of the Unity I would counsel those who are unreflective to see Osama bin Laden as the Antichrist: the diametric opposite of Barack Obama is then the “Man of Lawlessness”; the Global Terrorist.

    continues…

     

  • johnpi 9:24 pm on August 30, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    A rundown from McCatchy News service of some of the more bizarro conspiracy theories that are in the substrate of the right-wing rage this summer being manifest in the town hall upheavals, ‘birther’ movement, tea parties, etc.

    In one, retired FBI agent Ted Gunderson says the government has prepared 1,000 camps for its own citizens. He also says the government has stored 30,000 guillotines to murder its critics, and has stashed 500,000 caskets in Georgia and Montana for the remains.

    Why guillotines? “Because,” he wrote in a report obtained by the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks hate groups, “beheading is the most efficient means of harvesting body parts.”

     

  • Lawrence of Arabia 4:13 pm on February 9, 2009 | 2 Permalink | Reply
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    The SSPX has fired Bp. Richard Williamson from his post as head of a seminary in Argentina because of his Holocaust denial. The Pope had demanded that Williamson recant his views if he wished to continue his service to the Church. The SSPX, a fringe group by any measure, has tried to distance themselves from Williamson on the Holocaust, saying that his opinions were private beliefs and did not represent the organization as whole. Unfortunately, other opinions of Williamson — misogyny, Islamophobia, some conspiracy involving Oklahoma City bombing, etc., etc. — do apparently represent the SSPX, though they are doing their best to hide it by scrubbing their website of his writings.

    They haven’t finished scrubbing yet. A picture of Williamson can be found on the top right of the page, here.

    [sadly, the links that rely on Google's cache of old web pages are slowly expiring. The misogyny link has been lost for now. -LoA, 25 Feb 09]

     

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