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The Dawah Doll has been exposed! Next ti …

aziz — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:24:57 +0000

The Dawah Doll has been exposed! Next time, we will need to be more subtle about our efforts to indoctrinate the toddlers of America about the true faith.

I’ve also uploaded audio of the Dawah Doll to Listen Islam, for posterity’s sake.

Mr. Moo is a genius. also, I love …

aziz — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:14:37 +0000

Mr. Moo is a genius.

also, I love the subtlety here.

Huckabee, in Jerusalem: Israel’s border …

aziz — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:55:31 +0000

Huckabee, in Jerusalem: Israel’s borders should include the West Bank. Good luck with that.

(attn John McCain, please, pick Huckhead as your veep!)

UPDATE: McCain flip-flop alert: now, it’s bad to pursue diplomacy with Syria. A john McCain presidency would indeed be hysteria-based.

“Let’s be clear - Brutha” Barry O is …

aziz — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:20:30 +0000

“Let’s be clear - “Brutha” Barry O is light-skinned, and is therefore preferred by the blue-eyed devils whose blood infects him.”

I am so envious. Sepoy at Chapati Mystery simply attracts a higher class of nutjob than the average bloke.

move over, Jesus Tortilla - the Allah Me …

aziz — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:39:12 +0000

move over, Jesus Tortilla - the Allah Meat is here.

Italian, Spanish, what’s the difference …

aziz — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:13:40 +0000

Italian, Spanish, what’s the difference?

The Onion has its own take on the contro …

aziz — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:17:26 +0000

The Onion has its own take on the controversy in Detroit where two muslim women were barred from the podium behind Obama on account of their hijab:

http://tinyurl.com/67vmwa

It should be noted of course that Obama personally called both women to apologize.

You Don’t Mess With the Zohan is Adam S …

aziz — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:15:06 +0000

You Don’t Mess With the Zohan is Adam Sandler’s next movie, about Israeli-Arab relations. Also features Rob Schneider in brownface makeup as an arab cabbie.

(via Ultrabrown)

Let us play British Muslim Bingo

Mr Moo — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:39:30 +0000

Let us play British Muslim Bingo

Is reciting the Shahadah akin to summoni …

aziz — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:39:17 +0000

Is reciting the Shahadah akin to summoning Beetlejuice? T-rex and Dromo hash out the theological and philosophical implications in today’s Dinosaur Comic. Here’s the first panel as a teaser:

(click for more)