Announcement: Muslims Against The Hegemony Of Human Rights Discourse
London, New York, Dubai: To combat the deleterious effects of human rights discourse, which may lead to difficult questions for us to answer, a new group has been lauched today. Muslims Against The Hegemony Of Human Rights Discourse will seek to undermine the evil, negative, and corrosive efforts of The Human Rights Lobby (which is more real than The Israel Lobby, richer than The Arms Lobby, and far more corrupting than The Oil Lobby).
Our first act will be to demand that the US administration continue its cultural practice of locking up Muslims, torturing them, kidnapping them, and detaining them without trial for lengthy periods. We support these acts in recognition of the US government’s continued efforts to rebutt the hegemony of human rights discourse, and counter nefarious practioneers from The Human Rights Lobby.