Below, an email published in all seriousness by a Portland (Maine) pastor named J. Grant Swank who also writes a weekly religion column for the Portland Press Herald. Perhaps one of our Muslim bloggers who are also members of professional religious journalism or religious writers associations will be sitting next to Mr. Swank at the next conference/gathering. I’d love to be a fly on the wall to listen in on that table conversation.

The headline he put on this, which he received from “a friend,” was “Muslims, welcome to America, now take over.”

I thought I would let everyone know that I took a deer into Archers Meats in Fishers, Indiana on Friday after Thanksgiving. It is the same place I have taken deer for 20 years.

They told me they couldn’t take my deer today because it was a Muslim holiday and the Muslims were in the BACK SACRIFICING GOATS TO ALLAH.

I repeated back to her slowly and in a shocked tone what she had just said to me.

Then I told her: ‘Shame on you for putting your customers on the back burner and the American Hunter to the side while the people we are at WAR with practice their religion in the back of your building…’

If I wouldn’t have gone to jail I would have gone back to spit on the floor in front of the Muslims and draw my weapon.

This is America. Let’s keep it.

Patriotboy, an accomplished ’snarkshooter’, responds to the pastor:

It’s a shame this supposedly “good” Second Amendment American let such an assault on Black Friday and hunting go unpunished. One can only conclude that he wickedly harbors a secret respect for the First Amendment and its subversive clauses on religion.

He’s your correspondent. He’s your friend. It’s up to you to punish him for failing to punish the Eid celebrants. You must find him, spit on him, and then gun him down.

It’s what Jesus and Adam Smith would do.