‘Jummah on the Hill’ has changed Patriotboy.
I need your help.
The White House wasn’t painted black as a result of last Friday’s Islamic Prayer Event, but something much more terrible happened. Their prayers turned me Muslim. Worse yet, I’m one of those wimpy kind of Muslims, the kind who think compassion is the answer to everything. They’re like those damned beatitudes-preaching Episcopalians except they pray more.
It’s all about the Five Pillars to them: submit to God, help the poor, pray five times a day, fast for a month, and make a pilgrimage to Mecca at least once. I don’t get to do any of the really cool things like the more Southern-Baptist-like radical Muslims do. No waging war on non-believers. No stoning the Gay or beating immodest women. No hating at all. I might as well be a Unitarian.
